I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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