Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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