at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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