Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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