How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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