You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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