You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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