Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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