What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
we're making bets on your personal life
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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