my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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