I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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