We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
