What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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