IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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