IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
