So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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