So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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