So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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