Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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