She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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