Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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