Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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