so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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