Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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