i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
