i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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