that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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