so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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