I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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