So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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