did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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