Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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