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LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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