im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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