so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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