I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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