i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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