from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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