soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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