Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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