the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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