I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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