3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Found the puke drawer
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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