We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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