I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Ladies don't puke and tell
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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