Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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