If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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