belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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