Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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