You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
