Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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